1.22.2006

Fire Cowher...And Ladies, Please Support Your Steelers!

All year I had to deal with insufferable Steeler fans calling for the brass to fire Cowher, who has not provided the Steelers fans with a title.

(1980!...1980!...1980!...)

Now I have come around to that point of view. With any other coach they would have been able to beat the #1,2 and 3 AFC seeds by much larger margins.

I say string the bastard up right next to the NFL refs at the Superbowl halftime show! Let Chuck Noll coach the team on Superbowl Sunday and return the glory back to the Burgh!

Any chance we can get Bradshaw back to QB. Ben seemed a little nervy today.

Listen, I love them dearly but Steeler fans are absolute whackjobs. You'd think 25 years of losing would temper their lunacy. It's only gotten worse.

Bluey wants to see a Steeler victory, if only to pacify the crazy mob although I hesitate to be out and about on that day. It just may not be safe...regardless of the outcome!

If Cowher manages to win the game, I am predicting that he will be the Steeler coach for at least the next thirty years.

Lastly, interesting statistical tidbit from the Elias Sports Bureau. No team who's 18-35 year old female fans flashed their breasts most in the time leading up to the superbowl has ever lost the NFL title game. So, girls, get to work supporting those Steelers.

Paint one black and the other gold! Go Steelers!!!!!!

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